Saturday, September 23, 2017

Brief Nightmares

Hello Fiends,

In celebration of Halloween I am going to be releasing a series of creepy micro fictions on my official Facebook page. Everyday in October will see a delightful new story from me, many of which will only be a sentence or two long. 

You have been warned.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

The Bastard is Coming. Soon. Ish.

Well hello there, Readers. It's been a while. Have you missed me? Because I've certainly missed you in these months of quiet that passed between now and when I last updated this here bloggy blog. 

I've decided that now is as good a time as any to announce that book #3 is very much written. It's in the editing phases in fact, and while a decent amount of work stands in the way of its publication (all the little fun bureaucracies of making a book worthy of submission), I wanted you to know that I have a lovely 30,000 word tome on its way. I'm kind of being a little hush hush about all the details, because jinxing myself is unattractive, but I will offer you a taste (ooh-la-la). Here is the opening sentence:

The son of God is loved, the illegitimate son is not.

(Naturally that's copyright Jacob Sailor 2017.)

But yes, there it is. The opening line to my next book. More will come in due time. The last thing I will say is that it's very much all of your typical Bryce David Salazar things, packed into one tight little tale. 

But, while this is off in editor land, getting ripped apart and sewn back together, I will work on the book that is to follow. Because what else does a writer do, but write?

And drink. And put off writing to play video games. Speaking of, Dark Souls II and an appointment with the vet are in order. So before I go, here's a photo of my son, Marvin.

Dr. Leo Marvin, that is.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Countdown to Timeless Springs!

Lordy Lou, the day is almost here! 



March 10th! #ShitYeah

This really crept up on me. The day job has been keeping me busy pretty much since the new year kicked off, and my life has been a whirlwind of special classes and baked goods. The weeks were long, the hours brutal. And in getting caught up in all of that there were a few times where I literally forgot that I am a writer.

No, seriously. I totally forgot that shit. If it wasn't for Blue Deco Publishing keeping in touch and asking for questions, I might still be lost in that haze.

So it's not really a big surprise that the release date for Tales of Timeless Springs managed to sneak up on me. 



Me realizing Tales of Timeless Springs comes out 3/10 and it's 3/05.


So basically I'm trying to get my author shit together while I recover from my brutal life as a secretary with benefits. 



Not those kinds of benefits. The additional administration work sort of benefits.

It hasn't all been bad though. I did manage to squeeze in some of life's pleasures here and there. I joined a D&D thing where I play a witch and have no freaking idea what I'm doing. I got to see the hippy perform in a hafla, where the mother-in-law sold some of her dope hand knitted stuff. Also...


My new life has begun.


So yeah. Funny how life kind of sneaks up on you like that. But thankfully, I have a little bit more time to enjoy it.  So when I'm not roaming about, killing machines and being a bad ass, I'll be promoting the hell of out Tales of Timeless Springs. I'm working on getting an even together, so hopefully more on that to come.In the mean time, enjoy yourselves, Readers. I'll see you soon. You know, when I'm not doing the thing.



This thing.